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Thursday, August 9, 2007

`59 Chevy Wagon Commercial

From an era when commercials were positive and always a bit goofy comes this gem! The spit-polish American Fifties Family always smiles and always drives Chevys. If you don't you're one of those "weird beatniks who lives above the bookstore."
Check out the kid's front teeth and space-age stylish Mom!




The Practice Classic

Recently I got an email from a younger car lover looking for help. "Just wondering if you'd lend a helping hand and push me in the right direction," is what he wrote.

"I have always loved every bit of detail and beauty in the '59 Chevrolet Impala. I'm not much of a car buff or car maniac, but when it comes to the '59 you could talk to me for days and I wouldn't lose interest. ...After a while I would definitely love (and plan to) buy and restore a '59 Though I've still got plenty of time before this happens...In the meantime I'd like to study up on car restoration and anything else that could help. ...I'd like to ask for any words of wisdom, advice, tips, or resources (besides your site haha). I'm somewhat of a beginner when it comes to cars as I have only done minor checks and replacements (brakes pads, rotors...) so any suggestion will be well accepted."

Well I can't blame him for liking the `59. It's one of a kind. His email led me to believe that maybe some folks should consider buying what I call "The Practice Classic." A car from the 1960s would be a good place to start in your training towards restoring a `59. Some are more forgiving than others - six-cylinder cars and four doors - because they're often not totally trashed even at 40+ years old. Having a driver like that gives people the opportunity to polish up on old-school maintenance skills - tune ups, water pump replacement, front end rebuild etc. - and maybe even a bit of body work. It allows people to cut their teeth on an old car for which the parts are plentiful and simple to replace; this can help you later, as the car projects become more complicated (and they will...believe me). Good candidates for a Practice Classic would be any Slant-Six powered Chrysler product from the Sixties, or even a a 1967 Cadillac Sedan Deville.

Searching for a `59 Chevy currently is fairly easy, although with each passing year it becomes tougher to find good ones that aren't expensive or beat up. Craigslist is a good source, as well as Collector Car Trader. Hemmings Motor News also has comprehensive nationally-based classifieds. One of my Biscayne's suspension parts came from Montana, thanks to Hemmings. If a person doesn't have an affinity to four-doors, a Practice Classic like the `59 Chev four-door sedan is also cost-effective and usually in better shape. Biscaynes and Bel Airs can still be found functional in the mid four-digit range, with non-running projects costing quite a bit less (beware of RUST...it's deadly on `59s and took most of them out by the end of the 1960s. It's a miracle there are any left today). Hardtops? They are getting out of the grasp of regular folks in my opinion, even the four-door hardtop "Sports Sedans" are getting pricey. The project cars are out there, and most need a lot of love. And Convertibles? Yes, they exist for a price or a project; scrap ones now start in the five-digits, and I've seen some so rusty that they're falling in on themselves from rot. Funny development for a car one could barely give away in 1980.

My thought is that a `59 four door is a good "way in" to your dream. A person's relationship with a car like that can become lifelong if it proves to be dependable and fun; or it can function as a "filler `59" until such time that the desired model is found. Either way, it's hard to go wrong with a car that is getting more and more popular on the street as the years go on.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Did I Really Own That?

"How many cars do you own, Kurt?"

I hear it a lot, mainly because I've had multiple vehicles for years. Call it a security blanket or an obsession, it is what it is. Last count came up with four automobiles: my `59 Chevy, a `94 Chev 1/2 Ton, one minivan, and an `86 Cadillac. Plus the Harley. And don't forget the bicycles...I have four of those. Running a tally on these wheels made me think not only of the cars I own, but also the ones I HAVE OWNED as well.


That tally is closer to 33 cars since 1978, plus a whole line of motorcycles.

Some never moved. Some moved far too fast. Some cars - well let's just say they should have moved farther away from me. Each one, in its own right, had some measure of character. But character is a pendulum that can teeter as close to the muck as it can to the marshmallow. Here are some of the highlights:

  • `69 Ford Fairlane 500 - 429 power, automatic, total hackjob transplant. It took as much effort to keep gas in the tank as it took to keep the clapped out front end steering straight. Yes, it got 8mpg. Yes, the steering wheel wiggled like a freshman sorority girl. And yes, it was the King Of Second Gear Rubber. Outside of one exception, it was easily the fastest, most dangerous car I've ever owned. The exception happens to be `68 Thunderbird that got the Fairlane's 429 after the car just plain gave up. I always knew it had a good heart.
  • `63 VW Wagon - Even VW mechanics wouldn't work on it. Enough said. Traded it for a tape deck. New owner put a Porsche 914 motor in the car and tore up North Seattle.
  • `59 International Harvester 1/2 ton stepside - tough, trustworthy, and $350. This truck made more trips across Washington than anything else I've owned. I would have it to this day had I not snapped an axle on Snoqualmie Pass. Try finding a rear end for one of these old Cornbinders; if you do, you'll have about 50 new friends with Internationals. Sold to a scrap yard for $100.
  • `77 Olds Cutlass Supreme - $100 buys 4 wheels and 2 doors. I delivered pizza with this car, using it as rolling advertising for the restaurant by painting the company name on the side--along with some well-placed shark's teeth on the front fenders. I made a living wage delivering pizza for one year, thanks to this beastly black bomb named "The Food Shark." My then-brother-in-law eventually parted it out after he didn't pay me for the car.
  • `72 Chev Malibu Wagon - 307 power, and nearly 200,000 miles. I owned this prior to learning the importance of clean oil to an engine. Regardless of that, it never complained; in fact it never burned an inordinate amount of oil.....ever. I delivered papers with this car - lots of them. I went through brakes like most people go through sourdough toast. It started every day. That's not to say it didn't have its share of trouble; on the contrary, it had a penchant for loose lug nuts on the driver's side. Transmission linkage adjustments were a quarterly affair. I delivered papers for a month on a bad water pump. And the upper radiator hose "only lasted 2 months" wrapped in a towel and duct tape AFTER it split. Totaled by a guy who ran a red light. Seen one lately?
  • `76 Vega GT Wagon - No, it had a GOOD engine. It also had a Borg Warner T-5 five speed, positraction, air conditioning, tinted glass, roof rack, power steering and a tilt column. It was the most decked out Vega I've ever seen, and I haven't seen it since we sold it in `86.
  • `78 Camaro - Nothing more than a light blue base-model Camaro with a 4-speed transmission and the most powerful 350 you could get in a non-Z/28. No options, all fun. Gas mileage wasn't bad either.

I could go on all day, but I would like to keep you all as friends. Just remember this: if I haven't driven something, it is likely so because I couldn't get it out of the driveway.

Kurt Clark

Originally written July 5, 2000 | Edited and updated for this blog

Monday, August 6, 2007

Don’t Fear The Four Door

In the days of yore, long preceding the electronically fuel injected pod mobiles that frequent our great nation’s mall parking lots, cars had personality to burn (no wait; "burn" and "cars" shouldn’t be in the same sentence—I stand corrected). One could be assured that each year a manufacturer released a new car it would be either original or more bulbous (sometimes both). Each year was distinguishable from the next, mainly because the Big Three shuffled trim and rounded squares annually.

And because of this great epiphany in automotive style, those concerned with image could pick and choose. If the swingin’ bachelor wanted the chicks to dig his car, man, why he put $99 down on a two-door with a big V8. Family men, unfortunately, were relegated to the side of the showroom displaying the four doors and the wagons. Sure, he still got the big V8; that camping trip was coming up and the Airstream was a-waitin’ Well, you all know where these cars ended up: the two-door ended up wrapped around a phone pole, and the four-door ended up wrapped in a cocoon of a garage—only to be sold 30 years later with 45,000 miles and paint shiny enough to redirect boats in fog.

Four doors have long lived as the "tolerated" alternative to the two door. Their lines, at least in the Sixties and Seventies, tended to be more conservative and mainstream than their twice doored contemporaries. Given that, most Rodders and gearheads have walked away from perfectly good four doors (me included), because the lines weren’t right, or chicks didn’t dig `em. It’s true, there have been a few who have taken four doors to the slack jawed extreme by jacking them way into space with air shocks and making them try to be something they aren’t. On the other end, there have been people who have taken four doors and made them into some of the most beautiful street rods and some of the fastest "sleepers" on the street. I know this from experience, as I have been slaughtered in street races with at least two four doors—a 401-powered AMC Matador, and `61 Falcon (yeah, I know; I had bad reflexes and he had a good first gear).

Here’s some background on a few four doors that are worthy of our discussion:

  1. `62 Chev Impala Hardtop; a former neighbor owned this four door while going to Seattle’s Lincoln High School in the late sixties. As soon as he bought it, he pulled the 283 and dropped in a 350-horse 327 purchased directly from a Chevy dealer. That Corvette motor was backed by a 3-speed manual transmission that he could fix in a matter of minutes (because he had fixed it so many times). He told me that there were only a few cars who could really match him when the car was in its prime. He spent some time drag racing down by Shilshole Bay when the police used to turn the other cheek to street racing. When someone got in a head-on accident with a racer, he and the `62 moved on to the working world.
  2. `74 AMC 401 Matador - We raced. He won. I cried. My friends laughed. I went looking for a 429.
  3. Any Police car from the Seventies; There is something ethereal about driving a car that powerful and that heavy duty. The mid-Seventies Chevy Nova was a fairly small car with huge front and rear sway bars, and a Z28 motor under the hood. How cool is that? My personal fave is the `78 440-powered Dodge Coronet. The last big-block pursuit vehicle, this bad boy would clock you all day and then bring the badge home for grits every night. There’s still a few of these Jurassic Justicemobiles around. Most are strapped with ailing cooling systems and weak motors from years of thrashing, but they are still a piece of American History that hold their value better than most four doors. Did you know that Oldsmobile's 4-4-2 was a police package that meant "four door, four barrel, dual exhaust? There’s justice for you!
  4. My `65 Chev Impala; this four door hardtop is only worthy of discussion because of its incessant undependability. An ex-rental car, it was a beater with only 66,000 miles. As soon as I fixed the lumpy idle, the radiator gave out. As soon as I replaced the radiator, the fuel pump took a dive. As soon as I repaired the fuel pump (and was pulling it out of the driveway), the car dropped a u-joint in the street. As soon as I fixed that, the transmission started making crummy noises. After I replaced that, the "NEW" transmission also started making crummy noises. The radio never worked, the front suspension was shot, the power steering took more effort with than without a belt on the pump, the windshield looked like it had been sandblasted (direct sunlight? Forget it; just pull over and wait for the clouds—or hang a head out the window). The parts replacement didn't end until I replaced the whole car with an even older pickup.
  5. 1940 Chev Special Deluxe; just try to find an affordable two door `40. Go on; I dare ya.

Number 5 reminds that a huge advantage to choosing a four door as a Classic project is PRICE. Four doors, in many cases, cost half as much as two doors. Case in point--a friend once purchased a `70 Plymouth Satellite four door with 78,000 miles and beautiful Buttercup Yellow paint. The previous owner had maintained it as a stock and factory-correct sedan and it showed. A two door version of this car would go for over $7000 currently; this car was purchased for less than $2000. My friend still gets his fair share of thumbs up when he's cruising around, and gets 18mpg to boot! And think about this: with four door hardtops, the styling and the lines are clean enough to make high school cheerleaders wish their boyfriends had one. Four doors also make great sleepers. Trust me; I know from experience. Big motors fit under the hood of a four door Chevelle just like a two door. With quiet exhaust and generic wheels with black wall tires, this car could rule the roost and still look like it belongs to Aunt Percy.

So, in closing, don’t fear the four door. The result of building one often is the same as a two door; you end up with all that wonderful styling and plenty of room. Also, your car will be much more admirable than current four doors, which look like faceless nameless little beans. Fear beans; fear beans very much.


Kurt Clark


Originally written February 25, 2000 Edited and updated for this blog

Repairing The `59 Driveline


The `59 driveline is a two-piece affair (front and rear shafts) and a carrier bearing in between.


The carrier bearing attaches to the inside of the "X-Frame Tunnel" between the trans and the differential. If you crawl underneath you'll see what I mean; the driveline runs through the frame in that spot. The carrier bearing often fails in one place, right where it attaches to the frame. When it fails the driveline flails around like a big floppy fish when you gun it. This is a common problem with all X-Frame Cars (1958 to 1964), and the carrier bearing is common part to order from your local parts store.

To remove the driveline, first back the rear wheels up onto a pair of ramps and set the parking brake. Block the front wheels once the brake is set, and then put the car in Neutral (I'll explain later). Look for two bolt heads on the underside of the X-Frame; these are the two bolts holding the carrier bearing inside the tunnel, and the holes through which they pass are slotted for adjustment. Remove these bolts completely. In addition, four bolts hold the rear universal joint in the differential yolk. Remove them and pry lightly forward on the driveline to unseat the u-joint from the yolk. Once it's free, just pull slowly on the driveline to remove it from the tunnel. When it's on the ground, look at the attachment point for the carrier bearing (it's upside down "T" with two bolt holes). Chances are the metal around the base is broken or torn (see picture). It's a weak point that has been addressed by the aftermarket, with the use of a billet aluminum support and replaceable bearing. These are available through periodicals like Lowrider Magazine, and are for specialized applications like hoppers or cars equipped with hydraulics. For most purposes however, a trip to your parts store will get you a carrier bearing with a support made of mild steel; this will likely last for many years and is not an expensive item.


Now the tough part. Because this driveline is an intricate press-fit deal, it's best to simply give the whole assembly -- along with your newfound carrier bearing -- to a machine shop and have them do the installation. While they're at it, have them install 3 new u-joints (also a very common Chevy part); that way your driveline is fresh and ready for battle. When you get it back, reverse the process to put it back into the car. At the front, turn the driveline with your hand to line it up with the back of the transmission and then insert the yolk. Since the transmission is in neutral, you can then spin the driveline to line up with the differential yolk. Fresh bolts on the differential yolk and the carrier bearing are also a good idea, since the ones on the car may be circa 1959.

A few years ago I created a PDF on Repairing the `59 Chevy Driveline. It lays out all the necessary tools and procedures involved in working on this important part of the car. Feel free to download this process and try the job yourself. It's not that hard...once you have done it several times ;-) I've done enough of these drivelines to know that they can be a weak spot for the car if left unserviced. It's usually the first thing I do without question when purchasing an X-Frame car. So make sure to grease the front & rear u-joints often, and try to service the one inside the X-Frame at least once per year. If you do that, you'll be driving your `59 till 2059!
Kurt Clark
Originally written October 13, 2001 Edited and updated for this blog

Exhaust, the X-Frame, and You

Before pursuing a hard core exhaust project on the `59 Chevy, it's important to get the big picture and figure out exactly how to accomplish the job. It's not a simple deal using aftermarket stuff. On the contrary, the `58 to `64 Chevrolet requires some finesse in creating an exhaust system that works correctly. It's all about the X-Frame design. Allow me to explain...

One nagging problem I got with Big Daddy was the exhaust; the car had been drag raced for a number years and still had the big-tube racing headers installed. They did a great job breathing, but the shear size and length of the tubes caused multiple problems. Underhood heat was high, undercar clearance minimal, and oil drainplug access was sacrificed. In fact, the drainplug couldn't be removed completely because of a header tube running right in front of the hole!

After working with and around these things for a while, I decided that installing a more factory-type exhaust was the only way I would have a better system. Full size headers wouldn't work well on this car, as it sits 2" lower than stock. The simple act of carrying a passenger has the car scuffing the tarmac all day long. I considered stashing the Big Block in a corner and installing an L-82 350 - that thought lasted all of 10 minutes, because I LOVE Big Block motors and will probably always have one in this car. I considered Block Hugger headers, which have become popular with the Street Rod crowd; these would have been ideal for this application, given their ability to pass pipe in the smallest of places and close to the engine block. They also have an exit point that is closer to the stock small block manifolds that would have been available on the car. But when someone offered me a pair of 454 exhaust manifolds for FREE, I snapped them up and went stock instead.

The manifolds I got were from a `71 454 Caprice. Luckily they were "oval port" just like the heads on my `72 402. The collector was all the way towards the back of the manifold, closer to the firewall than the front of the car. If you've ever seen a "ram horn" off a small block, you'll understand that the collector drops straight down the middle of the manifold below the 2 middle exhaust ports. The 454 manifolds exit at the back of the engine, so the point where the exhaust system would begin is not advantageous.

Why is this a problem? Frame clearance primarily. Things aren't always easy with cars that sit on X-Frames. Rather than having parallel rails (which the exhaust would between), the X-Frame meets in the middle and has space for the driveline to run through. Because of the path of the rail toward that middle point, the exhaust system has to make a very tight 180 degree turn from the inside of the rail to the outside. This is accomplished with exhaust pipe that measures 2 1/4" OD or less. I am told that, if a person tries to bend a bigger OD pipe at this tight angle, the result will be a pinched pipe. Another bottleneck is the rear frame area where, according to a veteran exhaust builder, there is only enough room to run 2" OD pipe past the differential. Bottom line is that these cars were not built to run contemporary Big Block Exhaust!

So for me the resulting exhaust is described as follows:

  1. 454 Exhaust Manifolds w/2 1/2" collectors
  2. 2 1/4" aluminized pipe, turned 180 degrees from inside of frame rail to outside
  3. 2 1/2" aluminized pipe, following contour of rail on the outside of frame
  4. 24" Cherry Bomb glasspaks, 2 1/2" OD
  5. 2 1/2" aluminized pipe, exiting in front of rear wheels
  6. 3" aluminized tailpipes, angle cut NASCAR style

The sound is deep and mellow. The exhaust is toned well inside the car at freeway speeds, and cannot be heard by someone even two car lengths away with the windows up. I have seen underhood temperatures drop, and my neighbors are happier now when I fire it up in the morning. I initially experienced a drop in gas mileage, but attributed that to the inefficient nature of the factory exhaust manifold design. Turns out my carburetor on the way out and I got the mpg back when I switched to a fresh carb.

Small block cars are much easier to configure, because the stock path can be utilized stem to stern; Miss Ruby, our `59 Impala, had 2" factory exhaust, quiet factory mufflers, and factory routing all the way out the back. The 350 breathed just fine with this system.

Kurt Clark

Originally written October 02, 2001 Edited and updated for this blog

Finding Your Own `59 Chevy in a `57 Chevy World

Finding a `59 Chevy isn't as easy as finding a Camaro or a `57 Bel Air. It is common to come across the two latter cars as often as you try. `59 Chevys are a different story. Since so few survived the 1960s, the search for that finned wonder car takes more effort and patience.

But the search is worth it, because the result is a car in your driveway that is not often seen or considered by enthusiasts. You too can be a only one at a cruise-in or a car show with a `59, and park it next to the dozens of Camaros and `57 Chevys in attendance. The car generates questions from youngsters, and memories from oldsters, even when it's in less-than-pristin shape. When you drive a `59, you become accustomed to phrases like "my grandma drove one of these until she died," or "is that real?"

Once you've decided that a `59 is right for you, start your search on the Internet. Impalas - two & four door models - will be the most common types for sale since their general value made them attractive restoration projects. Other models - the Biscayne Utility, the Biscayne, the Bel Air, and all wagon models - still show up for sale from time to time, but not in the same numbers as Impalas. If you have the funds, I recommend that you buy a finished vehicle in need of little or no repair; it's a great way to start enjoying your Classic `59 right away. Project cars are still out there, and if that's your thing make sure you buy one with all the parts (especially trim); some stuff is just darn hard to find now.

Here's where to look:

  1. The single largest source of information that can be used is Collector Car Trader Online. This website has a international focus, and its searches can be broken down even to into specific area codes or price ranges. Various links within the pages can also provide automotive shipping services etc. With the entry of the proper criteria, one can have access to all the `59s listed with Trader Online throughout the world.
  2. Craigslist has emerged as an "up and comer" in finding `59 Chevys. The site interface is simple - sometime #1 seems to lack - and that makes for easy daily searches. Most times the cars that show up in ads here are projects, but there are usually pictures of the cars which helps to determine if they're even worth looking at.
  3. Hemmings Motor News online classifieds have also arisen as an excellent source for finding `59 Chevys. Hemmings has been trusted for decades by classic car nuts all over the world, for its ability to put buyers and sellers in touch with each other. How else can you know that someone in Montana is parting out the very car you need to scavenge? That kind of help becomes priceless as these cars get older and tougher to keep roadworthy.
  4. Not surprisingly, eBay Motors has at least a handful of `59s for sale each week. It would be worth the money to be in touch with a classic car appraiser and with a car transporter, as both of these individuals will come in handy when the final bid has been made. It's not impossible to get a `59 cross-country, but more complicated than picking it up down the street. Most important thing to know about bidding on a car? "Buyer Beware." Educate yourself, and only bid on cars that are within your reasonable expectations. It's pretty hard to return two tons of Chevy if you don't like it.
  5. Swap Meets will sometimes have complete `59 Chevys or even some project cars. It's almost guaranteed that you will find parts for `59s at the swaps, little stuff like handles, chrome bits, some trim etc.
  6. If you're headed to a car show, bring a pen and small pad to write down phone numbers; you never if you'll find a `59 Chevy for sale down the aisle from six Mustangs, four `55 Chevys, seven Camaros, and a `72 Chevelle SS clone.
  7. Chevy59.com also has links to several auto dealers in the US that are focused on classic cars These companies often have information on available cars that the Internet doesn't have, and can be contacted to do more than sell you a car. They can often point you towards unbiased classic car appraisals as well for a fee, which really comes in handy when you live in Buffalo NY and your dream car is in Tigard OR. Believe me, it's worth paying someone to check it out, especially if the car is selling somewhere in the five-digit value range and is close to fifty years old.
  8. One source that often doesn't pan out in a search for a `59 is the local newspaper classifieds; for some reason, these cars don't get advertised there too much. This is not to say that you won't find your dream car in the local paper, just less likely. Try anyway! What the heck? You may end up with something that the seller just thinks is "another old car."
The key element to your search is patience. Don't always jump on the first car you see, just because you're afraid that another one won't come your way. Relax...it will. Don't "settle for one" if you don't like it. Be patient and keep looking. Your search may take a while before you find the right car but - like I said before - the search is worth it.

Now go get that finmobile!

KDC

Originally written October 13, 2001, edited and updated for this blog

Where have all the `59s gone?

When I go to car shows, I see many beautiful `55 to `57 Chevys. Don't get me wrong...I like them nearly as much as the next guy! The lines are clean, the cars are well proportioned, and parts are readily available. But for every fifteen or twenty Chevys I see from "The Hot One" era, I will see ONE `59 Chevy - if I'm lucky.

So where the heck did they all go?

There were over a million of these cars made in 1959, 1.4 million to be more exact; given those numbers, a person should see a lot of them. Even in the seventies I remember seeing them surfing the streets of North Seattle. But unlike the `55 to `57 cars, the`59s didn't survive. A while back a friend of mine picked up TWO `57 Chevys for $600. Try finding TWO `59 Chevys anywhere...well, okay I had two in my driveway at a one time.

But the point is this. Old tin is still out there, as long as it's a `55 to `57 Chevy!

Here's my speculation regarding the `59 survival rate:

  1. Look at all the compound curves. What do you see? I see lots of places where dirt, road salt, and grungus can get stuck. The front and rear valances will rot easily, as well as any spot where metal bolts to metal. A very famous place for that is at the headlights; road grit gets thrown up on the back of the headlight buckets, where it gets stuck between the bucket and a panel. My wife's `59 Impala was so bad in that area that it wouldn't hold headlights IN anymore!
  2. It is possible that the `59 Chevy (and to a degree the `58 as well) are victims of `57 popularity. When most people think of a classic car, the two that come up in conversation most are an early Mustang or a `57 Chevy. With such demand and such a following, it's no wonder that my friend was able to extract TWO out of a field at the same time. In my formative years,`58 and `59 Chevys were considered less desirable alternatives to the `57 and were thusly thrown away.
Now here's the cold hard truth: A website visitor wrote to say that he saw countless `59s in wrecking yards during the late 1960s. The enticing curves attracted more than longing gazes from pre-soccer Soccer Moms; those curves also invited rust, something most `59 owners will attest to with little arm-twisting. Call a wrecking yard sometime to find a solid headlight bucket for a `59; the ones that remain now all look like swiss cheese. So you can see that - sadly enough - these cars started rusting out early and eventually became part of the earth once more.

Given the unfortunate passage of time that can melt a `59 into rot, we should be thankful that even a handful of these car exist today! Now it's time for each of us to do our American duty and Restore One! A restorer friend once wrote "Do the hobby a favor: Restore or preserve a classic car, build a Hot Rod, ride a Harley Davidson or do something that adds to your life and soul."

KDC

Originally written October 13, 2001, edited and updated for this blog